Toaster waffles

Bananas, sliced lengthwise to fit waffle

Fudge sauce

Vanilla ice cream

Chopped salted peanuts

Whipped cream (canned or real)

Chopped maraschino cherries, optional

For each Banana Split Sandwich:  Toast two waffles and let cool 1 minute.  Cover one with banana slices, then some fudge sauce, then ice cream, then chopped peanuts, then more fudge sauce, then whipped cream, then cherries.  Top with second waffle and eat outside or leaning over the sink.